You may not demonstrate by gathering, association, ritual observance, physical gesture or movement, cognitive dependence, linguistic use, dress, or grooming, any membership, tradition, religion, pseudoscience, philosophy, law, norm, method of narration, explanation, argument, method of decidability, description, definition, or reference, that is incompatible with Natural Law of Perfect Reciprocity and Perfect Testimony, and yet physically remain, physically enter, speak into, publish into, that civilization we call European on the continents of Europe, America, And Australia, without exception, under immediate penalty of voluntary departure, forcible eviction and deportation, enslavement, imprisonment, or death.

(say it like judge dredd)
(scary enough?)