There is a line between funny and witty, and another between witty and stupid, and another between stupid and aggravating. Do you know where those lines are? I do.

Don’t try to be funny or witty unless you’re actually making some substantial point. Otherwise you just wasted seconds of my life to load, read, get exasperated, and delete stupid and aggravating… lol It’s costly to police a feed with 100 notices per hour.

Besides, the statistical probability that you’re either witty or funny is nearly zero. (Except for Nick. We have to make exceptions for some of the Aussies. It’s a birth defect. lol )